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If your a
Vegetarian to be
nice to animals,
why are you
eating there
food |
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I'm a killer,
i kill people
for money, but
you are my
friend
I KILL YOU FOR
FREE !! |
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The rain makes
all things
beautiful. The
grass & flowers
2. If rain makes
all things
beautiful why
doesn’t it rain
on you? |
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i want u 2 know
dat our
friendship means
alot 2 me.U cry
i cry.U lauf i
lauf.U jump out
of da window...
I look down &
den... i lauf
again |
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girls are like
phones. we like
to be held and
talked too- but
if u press the
wrong button
u'll be
disconnected! |
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MEN-opause
MEN-strual pain
MEN-tal illness
GUY-necologist
HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW
WOMENS PROBLEMS
START WITH MEN?? |
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This cat is
cat a cat good
cat way cat to
cat keep cat a
cat idiot cat
buzy cat for cat
20 cat seconds
cat! NOW READ IT
WITHOUT SAYIN
CAT! |
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><(((:> I send
dis fish as a
sign of
friendship Plz
take care of it
& keep it in
mobile & daily
put ur mobile in
water so tat
fish wont
DIE:-) |
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At dis moment
in time 10
million people r
having sex.5
million people r
drinking
coffee.100
million people r
sleeping & 1
stupid fool is
reading my
text!pass on |
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Its been a
rough day.I got
up this
morning,put on a
shirt N a button
fell off.I
picked up my
briefcase N the
handle came
off.I'm afraid 2
go 2 the
bathroom |
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One day Raja and
rani decided to
send messages to
each other by
using Pigeon
instead of
mobile. The very
next day pigeon
reached raja
without any
message. He
angried and
called to
rani.She told
stupid "This was
a missed call"
By Zunera |
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terrorists
have kidnapped
our lecturers...
and demanded
aransom of
500000 rs or
else they will
burn them with
kerosene... plz
donate. i have
donated 15
litres.
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Dear user,your
wife can become
mother without
your
struggle!Just
SMS 'CHILD' or
call customer
care at
9890****** & be
a tension-free
DAD! |
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A couple
wanted
katna(Circumcision)of
their son,but
they dont know
proper word to
print,so they
printed the
wording :THE
CUTTING CEREMONY
OF FUCKING
INSTRUMENTS |
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Husband
sitting near to
his wife n she
was
driving,Husband:please
slow down the
speed of
car.Wife:No
;please. No;
please
NopleaseNopls..Husband:the
Newspaper ill
publish ur
correct Age 55
in case of
axident; Ohh
KHkhkhkhkhkh... |
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Why do couples
hold hands
during their
wedding
day?.?.?.?....
It is just a
formality, like
two boxers
shaking hands b4
the fight begins |
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girl friends
are like mobile
phone, whenever
you want
happiness just
check inbox,
whenever u want
to cry check out
box, and
whenever u want
to enjoyment
just plug in
your charger and
enjoy |
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Husband asks,
Do you know the
meaning of WIFE.
It
means...Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE satys No,
it means -
With Idiot for
Ever |
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PRINCIPAL
:Agar koi ladka
girls hostel
mein gaya toh
first time 100
Rs fine, 2nd
time 200 Rs.
Fine and 3rd
time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley
to Monthly paas
ka kya lega Mamu
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MAMU :Oye,
maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur
premika saath
saath aa rehla
hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey,
mein bhi yehi
bolnewala tha |
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MAMU :Chand toh
raat ko nikalta
hai, aaj din
mein kaise nikal
aya?
GIRL :Ullu to
raat ko bolta
hai, aaj din
mein kaise bol
pada? |
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Hay Baby ;)
Atom Bomb:
An invention to
end all
inventions |
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Marriage:
It's an
agreement in
which a man
loses his
bachelor degree
and a woman
gains her master
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Love
affairs:Something
like cricket,
where one-day
internationals
are more popular
than a five-day
test |
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Pappu, while
filling up a
form: Dad, what
should I write
for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long |
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In a class,
teacher asked:
If I buy an
item@ 12.75 n
sell@15.25, it's
loss or profit?
student: Profit
in rupees & loss
in paise |
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Promise me we
are true friends
I am lamp you
are light I am
Coke you are
Sprite I am
Sawan you are
badal I am
Normal you are
Pagal I am Water
you are...
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If someone
says u r ugly,
its ok, if
someone says u r
stupid, its ok,
if someone says
u r genious slap
him as tight as
you can n say
there is a limit
of...
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hey i saw u in
TV... how smart
u r ... how
sweet u r ...
how lovely u r
... but i dont
know y u r
comilg only in
animal planet
chanel...
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LOng Time
Ago.... Only
idiots used....
to read my SMS
And Today, The
history
continues...
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When words are
not enough....
To express your
feelings....
Dont think
you're in
LOVE.... You
just need to
join... ENGLISH
SPEAKING COURSE
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When I was
born Devil
said...Oh
Shit!!! Another
angel!!!..& When
u were born
devil said ...Oh
Shit!!!!Competition...!!!
....
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Gud Morning...
Kindly observe
SILENCE for two
minutes in the
memory of those
poor mosquitoes
who died last
night aftrer
sucking ur
blood. Thanks. |
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A MAN: U
cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No,
I sold a good
radio to u. MAN:
Radio label
shows Made in
Japan but radio
says This is all
Radio PAKISTAN!
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Dream makes
everything
possible, Hope
makes everything
work, Luv makes
everything
beautiful, Smile
makes all the
above... So
always Brush ur
Teeth
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I have started
luving 'U'... I
know it sounds
rediculous but I
can't control my
feelings 4 'U'.
Some time later
I'll start
luving more
ALPHABETS...!
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Roses r Red
Violets r Blue
monkey like u
should b kept in
zoooo dont get
angry cuz u will
find me there
tooooo not in
the cage but
laughing@uuuuuuuu
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Winter Comes
.........Again &
Again, Summer
Comes
.......Again &
Again, But The
Person Like
You..............
Will Not Come
Again,
Because...
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U luv
sumone... u
marry sumone
else. The one u
marry becomes ur
wife or husband
& the one u
loved becomes
the password of
ur emai id. |
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Women have a
passion for
mathematics.
They divide
their age in
half, double the
price of their
clothes, and
always add at
least five years
to the age of...
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